Vegan ringtones
Aug. 24th, 2005 08:38 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
beige_alertI just saw an ad on a website for “Vegan Ringtones!” The mind boggles. Are normal ringtones made with animal parts? Or are these ringtones that somehow express a vegan message---“...so as you see, third-quarter PVC plumbing fitting sales are up 3%, which validates our strategy of----MEAT IS MURDER! MEAT IS!---hello? Look, I’m in a meeting, I can’t talk now...”
I actually dared to click, but I just got a list of random-looking musical selections. I suspect this is a stupid computer trick, scanning the web page for key words and sticking a likely one in front of “ringtones” and then just linking everyone to the same generic page. “Ha! Made you look!” the computer thinks to itself.
I actually dared to click, but I just got a list of random-looking musical selections. I suspect this is a stupid computer trick, scanning the web page for key words and sticking a likely one in front of “ringtones” and then just linking everyone to the same generic page. “Ha! Made you look!” the computer thinks to itself.
