Date: 2014-02-17 07:22 am (UTC)
My response to the "Regimental" question when I'm wearing the kilt is: "Do you want the short answer, pedantic answer, polite answer or blunt answer?"

In order:

Yes.

Queen's regulations prescribe black briefs, and that's what I'm wearing, because wool itches, flashing is rude, and skids on a real wool kilt are nasty.

Thanks for your interest. That's a personal question, however.

Is your pussy shaved? Hey, you get to ask intimate questions of me, I get to ask them of you.

On another note, I remember a con having a Men in Tights panel. Some guy came back traumatized. "They groped me all over! I felt like a piece of meat!" Yeah, it sucks, doesn't it? Hopefully he learned something.

Asterisk to that note: Having worked as a stripper, and as a chaperon for the female strippers, I can tell you sorority women are MUCH, MUCH grabbier than frat men. I'm not criticizing or analyzing, merely reporting.
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