Retroactive Resolutions

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It's time for the traditional retroactive new year resolutions, things that I'm sure to accomplish last year:

1. No high-speed crashes except the kind that take place on the skating oval and involve sliding along on the ice and then bonking into the pads without any real injury to anyone.
2. No stabbing anyone!  Not even when they suggest running some poorly-thought-out sample on a mass spectrometer.
3. Eat at some new and awesome restaurants.
4. Finally visit some of the "new" museums in town that I've been meaning to go to since they opened a few years ago.
5. Spend a lot of time on speed skates at the oval working on becoming a better speed skater, and get to know some of my fellow crazy people athletes there.
6. Start doing crazy fun things like commuting to work by running.
7. Clean out some of the junk I've accumulated.

Happy New Year!