Fire

I don't necessarily need any special excuse to light up a bunch of candles, because fire=nifty, but, hey, Imbolc, right?

Garden of Venus

PZ Myers comments on his commenters:

Another of those interminable back-and-forth threads where people insult others with slang terms for female genitalia, and others point out that that is demeaning to women, has begun again. I hate those. I am not about to start policing language here (I hate that, too), but I will point out that if you think it's disparagement to compare someone to any of the delightful features found in the sublime wonderland of a lady's garden of Venus, you are a sloppy anus with a faulty sphincter and a putrefying colon. So there. You can go ahead and use any slang terms for genitals that you desire, but henceforth they will all be regarded as expressions of endearment, love, and lust.