Retroactive Resolutions

Following hsifyppah, here are my retroactive 2008 resolutions. Stuff that—really!—I meant to do all along, and, sure enough, did.

• Attend radiation safety training. Something of a radioactive resolution.
  
• Go to Germany again. Because Germany is awesome. Have adventures there ("No problem!")
  
• Attend a live-action role-playing game for the first time. Heck, do it in a foreign country, in a foreign language I can just barely understand under the best of circumstances. That way the role-playing fights with rubber swords, which would be very confusing if they were real fights with real swords, will indeed be very confusing!
  
• Don't get run over by a motor vehicle
  
• And don't start smoking, either
  
• Sing a song, from memory, in German, in a room full of people, every one of whom other than me is a native speaker of German.
  
  • Oh, and don't feel too nervous about that, either
    
    • But drinking beer beforehand is allowed. A good German beer I hadn't tried before would be good.
  
  
• Smooch cute filker women. In various countries.
  
• Ride the bicycle lots
  
• Swim in the big lake. Without freezing to death. (Important not to freeze to death!)