defective vampire?

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Haaaaaaauuuunnnted Bloooooooog 3 post. “Blood is too spicy for his weary guts,” says Giblets. “He is reduced to drinking organic vegan soyblood.”
“It comes in a hard plastic carton he can’t bite through with his fangs,” says me. “And he can’t get it at the grocery store. He’s gotta go across town to the Whole Foods once a week.”

donkey

“One of Claudio’s new projects was to bring a dozen donkeys to haul loads up and down the mountainside. He had already found a sixty-year-old farmer who spoke perfect donkey to handle them.”

From page 138 of Chocolate: A Bittersweet Saga of Dark and Light, by Mort Rosenblum. A great book. It’s printed, by the way, in brown ink. (How precious!)