Why I should stick to the mass spectrometry

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In The Onion: Guidance Counselor Reminds Self-Mutilating Drug User About SAT Deadlines. If I was a guidance counselor, I would be that person! "Have you filled out the forms for your college entrance exams?" That's why it's probably better that I stick with the mass spectrometery job.

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[barbarakitten-t.livejournal.com]

i'm sure mass spectrometry is better than being a guidance counselor.