beige_alert | Another Christmas Meme!

A few of these gifts almost make sense:

What Will beige_alert Get ?

Xmas pressie predictor
Big wooly jumper knitted by	tnatj
Pair of Socks from	markiv1111
Bottle of Whiskey from	ozarque
Cd from	ohiblather
Something Cuddly from	musicmutt
Something Intoxicating from	aryana_filker
Something Silly from	partiallyclips
Something Funny from	jerusha
Lump of coal from	koriandre
Something Pretty from	dragonbane
Something Shiny from	jrittenhouse
Something Naughty from	dandelionreport
Something Smelly from	anach
Something Breakable from	born_to_me
Something Useful from	barbarakitten_t
Something not useful from	telynor
The Black and Decker Tool Kit from	janmagic
Livejournal account from	allisona
The Make-up Bag from	ladyat
Stack of DVDs from	filkerdave
Something Geeky from	randomdreams