Me too!

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Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely industrious devotee this year.

In April, I wore an Elder Sign (-10 points). In March, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points). Last week, I fed chirosinger to a Shoggoth (250 points). In February, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon exapno (65 points). In October, I exposed ioerror to soul-rending horrors (250 points). In December, I sacrificed frank to Cthulhu (500 points).

In short, I have been very good (1155 points) and deserve to be eaten first.

Your humble and obedient servant,
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