WUH-HAR-HAR *ARRRRRRR* I need that book translated! I *neeeeeeeeeeed*!!!! English won't help me a bit, and I fear most of this can't be properly translated. Are there any German speaking pirates in history anyway?

We watched "Muppets Treasure Island" and "Pirates of the Caribbean III" last night. This is SO fitting. Maybe I should get this one for J. He's a sucker for pretty books, don't mind the content :-)