Yeah, and for added confusion the bathroom light switch sometimes *is* inside.

I'm still mostly dreaming of Germany and still have to consciously remember that I'm back home when I wake up.

I knew I was drinking rather more than usual. At one point I looked at the wine glass and asked aloud "how alert does Beige want to be?" But I think I ended up a bit less alert than I intended. Still, it was funny and probably the sort of thing worth trying once.

It was a truly wonderful trip, and I need to come back.